Kia: what do you guys call it? Come up with more endearing term and I will gladly put "honey pot" on the shelf.
Evy: I guess if you want endearing then vagina's out.
Kia: Yes, nurse. Daria?
Daria: Love mound's my personal favorite.
Kia: too victorian.
Daria: No it is not. Picture this, Oh baby -- you are so hot. I can't wait to get you home and pump your love mound.
Evy: Works for me.
Kia: it is too euphemistic.
Kia: Cute. But is it sexy?
Evy: It can ba.
Daria: let's see. "She moaned, garbbing her girlpatch in ecstasy...." It works! I like it.
Del: No, girlpatch sounds like a bad haircut.
Daria: Well how about cunt?
Kia: No no no.
Evy: Way to harsh.
Daria: How about bearded clam?
Kia: that;s too high school locker room.
Evy: There are people who get offended by that whole bearded clam/fish thing.
Della: I love fish. Fish is cute.
Evy: I do not understand it. It doesn't taste like fish to me.
Della: It depends on who you are with and how you taste.
Kia: Now isn't honey pot sounding better and better! Sexy without being vulgar, appealing without being cutesy...
Daria: How about just plain old Beav. It is familiar, friendly, something you could almost say to mom.
Kia: NO. I am sticking to my honey pot.